Kings vs Disciples
First of all, viva. Second, let’s get down to bidnith. I’ve been described in many ways in my life, some hold more truth than others. Fat…sometimes true, retard…mostly true, gay…only with ur dad! Eat that, son!! But, most importantly I’m fuckin chingon, bruh. And my boys Pablo and Alejandro will back me up on that all day! In preparation for today’s card I spent the week in Mexico Vinny Chase Medellin style. When I was down there, I was able to avoid being killed by the cartel thanks to a generous Cash App payment of $10,000. Thanks Dad ❤️. I also was able to gather some serious insights on some 100% locks we can pound together so that we can pay my dad back 🙏
Normally for cards in a foreign country, I have a field day riding the hometown boys because they normally give the boys some layups in front of the home crowds. However, they got a lot of Mexican on Mexican crime tonight…hence the title of the blog. So my main strat is gonna be to pound the mexicans fighting other dudes then we’ll worry about the big fights after that. As always here are my best bets in da low part:
#1: the VIVA parlay Aguilar, Zellhuber, Torres, Chairez, R. Rodríguez +877:
Love this play. You gotta go home field advantage in any card. Imagine having thousands of people cheering for you to get decapitated all week shits scary. I’m going with every Mexican fighting a guy not from Mexico excluding Quinonez because Barcelos scares me. If you don’t ride this one you are a fun hater and I don’t like you. When this hits we pound Modelos and blast some Peso Pluma.
#2: Ricky Turcios ML +190:
This is straight money Mayweather right here. If any of you guys have followed Turcios at all you know the guy is an absolute nut job. His fighting style is similar to my former roommate on any hard surface during a pregame. Just reckless and with no quit in him. Rosas is not only overrated as shit but he definitely gets no play either. I heard his nickname in high school was Raul no hoes due to his lack of hoes. Turcios is gettin that ass tonight!
#3: T-City Brian Ortega and Brandon Moreno +204:
I like both these guys in the last two so you can straight bet em or do the parlay. I like the lay cuz Moreno doesn’t have any juice so it’ll make it more interesting. Also, when I was in Mexico I did some deep thinking because I was super torn on the co-main. I decided I LOVE Ortega cuz he’s not pussy whipped by Tracy Cortez anymore meaning he went into that training camp off a heartbreak so you know he was bustin ASS! That’s why you come to the bbq, for great insights like that! You know that’s a good point! I think this is a pretty even fight but I think Ortega gets it done this time. He’s just more fundamental and all around solid fighter than Yair.
I’m fired up for this one!
— Dan Smith
BYU
