Pray 4 jimmy johns steve
Hello all,
I’m gonna change it up today and put da picks in da high part and my story in the low part.
#1 Nickal to win in rd 1, D. Lopes, D. Figs, A. Sterling parlay: ≈+400
I absolutely love this play. A four legger w those odds isn’t that great but I’m extremely confident in all these picks.
#2 Do Bronx ML:
I mean how can you watch UFC 300 w out throwing on Charles. The guy was an underdog against Gaethje, Poirier, Dariush and like 5 other guys and drops these dudes every time.
#3 Jamahal Hill ML:
This is my favorite gambling method, feel free to steal it. Go ask literally any of your dumb ass friends who they think is winning between Pereira and Hill. Now look at the line and tell me if it looks like that. Then ask yourself if people normally win or lose their bets. They always lose and Vegas is literally begging you to take Pereira. Make the hard pick and go w Jamahal.
#4 WARNING POTENTIALLY EMOTIONAL PICK Max Holloway ML:
I got Max because I think he’s just a better fundamental striker. He’s never been dropped in his whole career so I think he can withstand the Gaethje power. I think he wins by decision but it is important to note he’s up a weight and my favorite fighter so potential bias here.
Welcome back to the BBQ. My balls have been tingling all day, you can just feel it in the air both the sun and the buns are out. Before I get into my picks for this wicked UFC 300 card, I’d like to dedicate this post to my boy Jimmy John’s Steve from the Jimmy Johns. I met this mf Jimmy John’s Steve like 3 years ago and he’s been hookin me up with the Vitos ever since. You may also know Steve from his success as the starting Center for the University of Detroit on my dynasty mode in NCAA 10 basketball. However, Steve unfortunately was wrongfully assaulted by my drunken friend this past Monday night. When we were stumbling home from the pub, my friend decided to start trying to wrestle me right outside the Jimmy John’s. Like the knight in shining armor Steve is, he came to my defense and challenged this crazy testosterone filled sex addict to a take down on the grass in front of the Jimmy John’s (so at least he had Homecourt advantage). Despite displaying an immense amount of heart in his thirty second spazz on my boy, Steve nearly passed away via a guillotine choke. I almost shed a tear watching my boy go nearly unconscious on the grass. Like a woman who has a husband with erectile dysfunction named Steve, “I yelled get up Steve!” However, he was unable to get up. I saw him yesterday on crutches. If you by any chance know who my friend is (3rd letter of him last name is L) Please text him “Justice for Jimmy John’s Steve 🙏💯”
